{"product_id":"dont-fuck-with-our-energy-doormat","title":"Don't Fuck With Our Energy Doormat","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome guests with a playful reminder not to mess with your energy! Our Don't Fuck With Our Energy Doormat is sure to get a chuckle outta anyone who steps foot on your porch! Not only is it fun, but it'll help keep the dirt and dust out of your living space. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Overview\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe perfect doormat for a fun, welcoming theme.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn affordable, ideal housewarming gift for newlyweds or your friends.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 3 sizes; Small, 16x24 inches, Standard size, 18 x 30 inches and Oversized, 24x36 inches to fit most doors.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-made in the USA from natural coir fibers for mold, mildew resistance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExtra durable, thick vinyl backing ensures no dangerous slippage when used.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent ink and UV sealant protects your custom doormat from the elements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nickel-designs.com\/collections\/doormat-layering-rugs\"\u003eShop our doormat layering rugs here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAll our doormats are tan\/natural brown in color. The natural coir fibers of the doormat are from natural coconut husks which are mildew resistant and have an extra-sturdy, thick vinyl backing to help keep them in place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare Info: Though we use permanent ink and a UV sealant to ensure that your mat is perfect for your doorstep, we suggest that you keep your mat as dry as possible to avoid darkening of the fibers. To clean, simply shake out…easy as that!\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePLEASE READ:\u003c\/strong\u003e We do our best to hand make, process and ship standard orders as quickly as possible, and our current production time is 5-7 business days for standard orders and 3-4 weeks (28 days) for custom orders.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nickel Designs Custom Doormats","offers":[{"title":"Small 16x24 inches","offer_id":47109285445890,"sku":"U-DONT-FUCK-ENERGY-BLACK-16x24","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard 18x30 inches","offer_id":47109285478658,"sku":"U-DONT-FUCK-ENERGY-BLACK-18x30","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oversized 24x36 inches","offer_id":47109285511426,"sku":"U-DONT-FUCK-ENERGY-BLACK-24x36","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/2923\/1874\/files\/31626432282869-doormat-don-t-fuck-with-our-energy-doormat-1.png?v=1764989166","url":"https:\/\/www.stormdoorguy.com\/products\/dont-fuck-with-our-energy-doormat","provider":"Storm Door Guy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}